EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! Poseidon is the God of the sea in Greek mythology. This is a pun on a clap of thunder, the sound thunder, which can be created by Thor and Zeus, gives.). Thor is saying that an oracle should have told Zeus that he would become irrelevant and also may be saying that he should have been told he'd lose to Thor. Without the Avengers, you would never be remembered! Zeus is asking Thor to bring his father, the actual ruler of the Norse gods, to him, as he thinks Thor won't make for much of a challenge.). Because this is Zeus's second turn at the mic, he also says that Thor has been beaten twice by him. (Zeus calls Thor out for his bark being worse than his bite, being able to talk smack but not being able to physically fight well. ), There's a 100 percent chance in the weather forecast, (Zeus, being the God of Thunder, has control over the weather, and can make thunderstorms inevitably when he wants. So make like your daddy and swallow my babies. Additionally, the second Thor movie featured a Norse funeral of Thor's mother, Frigga.).
(Bedrock is consolidated rock underlying the surface of a terrestrial planet, like the Earth, and as a result, it is the foundations of the planet. I'll put your cross-dressing neck in a noose! A fathom is a nautical unit of measurement equivalent to six feet and also means to understand a difficult concept. This phrase is associated with Jesus Christ, and essentially means that the proclaimer is an eternal, all-powerful being, just as Zeus is.). (This lyric is what developed into the lyric, "Let this sink in: I'm about to rain on your parade!" r/ERB: /r/ERB is a ... Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. I loved the lego thing, it was really well done. (Zeus mocks Thor's more protective attitudes toward mortal man, mimicking Thor in a feminine voice and telling Thor to perform oral sex on him.). (Ouzo is a Greek liquor. (Zeus is a Greek god, ruling over his people without mercy, which Thor suggests his brutal actions made his people weak and afraid of him.). This battle was sick as hell, Probably one of the best written battles they've ever produced. Even someone like Poseidon, skilled with the depth of the ocean, can't figure out the depth of how stupid someone like Thor could be.). Since Zeus is the God of the weather, he has the power to "rain on his parade".). Zeus also says he would tie a noose around Thor's neck, implying he would choke Thor to death.). The Greek gods have been consistently depicted as having little empathy or kindness towards humans.).
God damn that line is like butter. (MC Hammer is a 1990s rap singer who performed the popular song "U Can't Touch This" and is considered to be more of a flamboyant and pop-oriented rapper than some more hardcore artists. (To have an "itchy trigger finger" means that the person who has such is ready to shoot a gun at even the slightest of provocations, or for no reason whatsoever.
Only a mindless fool would knock the fathers of philosophy. "Rain on your parade" means to turns somebody's good experience into a bad one, which Zeus is suggesting he's about to do to Thor. I LOVED IT. After gaining the trust of the girl, Zeus, still in a bull shape, forcefully dragged Europa into the sea and kept her as a secret lover. r/humor: Humor is the place for things that bring a wry smile to your face. You tongue kiss your sister and consort with Gorgons! This could also be a reference to the movie Wrath of the Titans. Epic Rap Battles of History Season 4. Thor is telling Zeus that if Zeus yells at him, Thor will see it as a challenge to a battle and he'll be more than happy to oblige. However, some of this offspring would also cause trouble for the Greek people, so Thor is telling Zeus to stop having these sexual encounters. It was pretty damn good if you ask me. Zeus also says that when he "lets loose", or remove all restraints on himself to go all out on Thor, he will do what he says in the next line to Thor.). This references the popular idiom that says lightning will never strike the same place twice, meaning something unlucky doesn't happen to someone two times, so this could also mean that Thor is unlucky in getting Zeus as his opponent.
Im the father of the gods, put your daddy on the phone Maybe Odin can beg me for a truce because when Zeus lets loose Ill put your crossdressing neck in a noose! Leda was the queen of Sparta seduced by Zeus in his swan form. ), (Nectar is a beverage of the Greek gods. Zeus asks Thor how he dares to challenge an immortal god like him. I think it was one of the best, if not top ERB's I've heard in a while. It is also implied Thor had a short fuse and could become easily enraged.
Zeus is saying he shoots lightning bolts faster than Bolt runs.). To get it back and restore his power, Thor "cross-dresses" as Freyja to trick the giant into giving it back. Who would ever worship someone as abusive as Zeus is? GDP stands for Gross Domestic Product and its estimates are used to calculate the growth of an economy from year to year. This has led people to start referring to hell as "Hades"; however, it could simply mean that Hades himself is rather deep underground as he inhabits the underworld. (historically I mean, I get the other meaning). I'm Olympic gold standard, on point like a trident! ), (Drachma were the currency used in Greece during several periods in Greece's history. (This lyric is what developed into the lyric, "You tongue kiss your sister! With that in mind, the real question is, which god is better.
You know. Another myth features Zeus seducing Leda disguised as a swan. You've never been to war with the likes of Thor before! The swan song is a metaphorical phrase for a final gesture, effort, or performance given just before death or retirement. ZEUS! Loki must have written your lines! Was I the only one who was utterly impressed all around? ), I'll kick your wrinkly dick back in your toga like "Opa!
Take your little tool away, you're just a blond Bruce Banner! ), (Greece is currently under an economic meltdown, in part due to the decline in the Euro currency since 2008. The term "I rock the house" means to add enthusiasm to an event, and is also suggesting this is the event for which Zeus should "keep his guard up." BEGIN! Drop science colder than the frosty balls of your giants! This could also reference how in Roman mythology, many of the Twelve Olympians are the namesakes for planets, e.g. Zeus vs Thor. (Greek gods were immortal; therefore, Zeus would forever sit on the throne as king of the gods. Zeus boasts that Thor cannot defeat him.). Of Zeus raining wrath down upon Thor's ass! I'll be boozing on some ouzo at the beach with Loki! One of my favorites, for sure.
You can't beat me! It's different, which is nice, but I think I prefer seeing them in costume, Agree! (Thor implies that, due to Zeus's multiple sexual affairs, he must've collected at least one or two sexually transmitted diseases, specifically gonorrhea, also known as "the clap". This is also a reference to Iris, who in Greek mythology would send a message for a drachma and that Iris is also a name for a part of the eye. I'm a bull getting bitches with my swan schlong! That was awesome. Loki is an evil and mischievous Norse god and a villain to Thor in Marvel Comics. Thor's army? So no point in using that as an excuse to bitch. I'd spit in your face, but you'd probably like it! Valhalla-atcha boy and we'll flyte it out, (Valhalla is the concept of heaven in Norse mythology. Loki says the word "Noirse," which is an adaptation of the call of approval from the Key & Peele video "Nooice".). In this case, the gun is Zeus' hand, and his lightning the ammunition. Cerberus is a three-headed dog who guards the entrance to the underworld. (Hekatonkheires are known as "the Hundred-Handed Ones," and are giants from Greek mythology known for their large amount of arms. Your crew is like the clash of the douches, (Clash of the Titans is a famous movie where Zeus' son Perseus travels to the underworld to fight Medusa. Zeus! (Philosophy originated in Ancient Greece, which in turn brought forth some of the most famous philosophers in history. Zeus says that he disrespects Thor more than if one of the hekatonkheires used every one of his hands to show Thor their middle fingers.). Begin! I'll sail with the conquerors, (While the Greeks were known for their astronomy, the Vikings were known to conquer. Zeus is referencing this while saying that Thor is nearly dead, at which point he'll be history rather than current. ", and "I'll kick your wrinkly dick back in your toga like 'Opa! Who would ever worship someone as abusive as Zeus is? ... And the lyrics and rhythm were awesome, with lots of comprehensible jokes and puns. Yeah, when the lego first appeared I wasn't a fan, not just because it's different, but cause all of the super bright colours and more onscreen are a bit harder to follow than in a live action video. I get Norse!
(In Norse Mythology, the giant Þrymr steals Thor's hammer and demands Freyja, the goddess of love and fertility as ransom. Now, make like your daddy and swallow my babies! And he explains in the next line what'll happen when he's done doing that.). Almost every comment in this thread is 100% positive.
Thor is saying he will kill Zeus and beat him so hard he will be deeper than the Underworld.). Zeus is calling his rhymes "cold", or hurtful, in comparison to the testicles of the Frost Giants, who likely had cold testicles.).