"Keep Calm. I can’t respond to my emails today. If you love a good emoji, try an OOO message that says it all in very few words. He is extremely talented, and a good writer.

Lakshmi: Thanks mate. When you're trying to capture your feelings on maternity leave but just can't find the words, use a gif — in this case, David Bowie from Labyrinth. For urgent matters, [NAME] will help you. My farewell mail while leaving Yahoo | Ouch My Toe! The original writer of this email is Raghavendra Jana. Radhika: It would have been quite a relief if I were looking around while at Satyam. As soon as the cat comes out, I’ll be back into work. If this matter isn’t time sensitive, rest assured that I’ll respond when I’m back in the office. This in-depth post covers announcing your pregnancy, questions to think about before your announcement, provides an email template on how to follow up on your conversation with your supervisor and much more. I have incredibly easy access to a phone and email, but I assure you it will not be used for work purposes. For any of your colleagues who think maternity leave is a kind of glorious extended vacation, they need to know that entering into parenthood is more like basic training than a walk on the beach.

No matter what you end up using as your maternity leave OOO message, just remember that you have the right to ignore any and all incoming messages that land in your inbox. Meaning: if I had to work here again in this lifetime, I would sooner kill myself.

Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.

Pudu veelai, pudhu post (appa)…pudu pondati (is two years old?). Dear Co-Workers, As many of you probably know, today is my last day. Otherwise, I’ll get back to you when I return. My answers were always total let-downs (I had more food aversions than cravings and I was keeping my name choice a secret).

You never know who you might hurt or who may come in useful. The "Shower Them with Compliments" Message. If you want to read the funniest farewell mail ever written, you will have to click here. But when it was time to head out on maternity leave, I definitely wanted to roast my coworkers a little, if only because they made me lead a presentation while 38.5 weeks pregnant. The best part? I am on annual leave until [DD/MM/YYYY].

You all have been very nice to me in the past few months.

If you need someone today and that’s it, there’s no convincing you otherwise, then please email [EMAIL]. Yeah, maternity leave is pretty much the opposite of that. I am away at lunch. Pity. She will also be the one whom I’ll keep updated about my status. When I return, don’t expect any improvement.

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As I hope all of you have realized by now, I am nearly nine months pregnant. I am no longer checking this email account. Shammi Kapoor has always enthralled me…so much of energy. I’ve gone off to look for it. We're always adding new printables, and would love to hear your suggestions. Nice post Jammy! A standard out-of-office message states the date in which you will return. Now's the time to showcase some sass, to demonstrate your infinite wit and intellect, maybe even bring some much-needed attention to parental leave policies. I am on paid leave right now for two weeks. I have retreated to an undisclosed location with my family. If I don’t answer, just keep trying. If so, we've got 9 hilarious maternity leave messages that are guaranteed to pack a punch, get a good laugh, and prove how infinitely boss you are, and always will be. Thank you. Subscribe to the Free Printable newsletter. Women who are going on maternity leave can make the announcement to coworkers with this workplace goodbye letter. Thank you for your email. Will miss you at Satyam. With a silly OOO message like that, your colleagues will still feel like you're there in spirit, even if you're really buried in diapers (oh so many diapers)! Mujhe Uspe koi parva na rahe”, Congrats on the achivement Jammy ! This is a great tactic to use to ensure you maintain your "most-loved coworker" status, even while out on maternity leave. If you know of any more such funny farewell mail for colleagues on last day in office, please leave a message in the comments.

Uma: Are you sayin instead of typing in Yahoo there was a typing mistake and you typed Google? Thanks.". I’m sorry, I can’t reply right now. – Loved the above lines. As I hope all of you have realized by now, I am nearly nine months pregnant. I am currently on maternity leave until October. Hello [Thier name], As you may have heard, I’ll no longer be [job title X] here at [Company X]. I order you to go home, put your feet up, rest, and fit in as much sleep as you can … You’re going to need it! I’m away from my desk at the moment.

Just download one, open it in a PDF reader, and print. More Maternity Leave Out-of-Office Email Samples Ultra-professional maternity leave out-of-office auto-reply messages: Example 1: Thank you for your email. It must be very weird to know that you’ll be swapping this bunch of babies for a real baby! I’m currently on holidays with my family for the first time in (what seems like) forever. Here's a slight, but utterly necessary, revision to the classic: "I'm OOO on maternity leave. I’m currently out of the office and can be reached by waiting until I get back. If you’re reading this, Doc Brown was unable to make lightning strike the clock tower, and I’m stuck in 1985. Please wait by your PC for my response. (If you thought it was something else, you can keep that opinion to yourself.) I hope you enjoyed this collection of funny out of office messages. Erin Grau of The New York Times used her OOO reply to thank her employer for their generous parental leave policy and also to explain why forward-thinking policies are so important. I was stumped with his writing abilities and couldn’t believe how can one be so innovative in his thoughts and writing abilities. And finally, to Kat: you were right – I tested positive. He has a funny take on most things but documents only some of them. Time to be recycled. I want to say thanks to all of you.

I will allow each sender one email and if you send me multiple emails, I will randomly delete your emails until there is only one remaining. Upon completing my one week of paid return, I will address any issues or questions you have at a pace I am comfortable with.

Congrats on the new assignment…now you are no longer the distant colleague I am relieved and excited to tell you that I am taking an extended maternity leave from {date} to {date}. Please let him out immediately or you could be accused of kidnapping. Chahe koi mujhe blogger kahe Hi! This list of 50 examples of funny out of office messages are just outright hilarious and will keep you laughing. Arun: Thanks buddy. Gifs can convey everything you want to in a harmless, humorous way (HR will be too busy laughing to object!). Try whipping out a message like this: "I'm out of the office because I just birthed a human being. Sign Up to get started. We are currently in the middle of our busy season so our reply may be delayed up to three days. I am grad you read it.”. What are we missing? Preach!". I am away from the office at this moment. I will return from maternity leave on [XX] date and will return your message at that time.". Before I go on maternity leave, I would like to thank everyone for their support and understanding. For starters, I hated the nonstop commentary on the size of my growing bump. I will be out of the office from [DATE] until [DATE] without access to email. . If you are sending me another request, go ahead and recall your email now.

You have a poet hidden inside you. The Girlfriend Collective Paloma Sports Bra from Nordstrom is the most … Hariharan: ha ha ha…good one. I’m busy negotiating the salary for my new job. Just keep it mild enough that it won't raise any flags with the HR department.

(For men only) I am currently out of the office on maternity leave. That is your work profile, achivements, learning etc…. Sound familiar?