Her titties were filled with Hennesy. As much as the previous century did for women's political rights, and equality in the work force, the 21st century is responsible for equality in the tattoo parlors and biker clubs. Lips was breakfast, pussy was lunch, then her titties busted open with Hawaiian Punch. However, when the BK musician teamed up with Bravehearts, hip hop magic was made. Fucked this hooker in Iowa. Luniz – Dirty Raps Lyrics. Hands down, the best possible response to the assertion of “I got a man!” Positive K dares to pose the possibility that although she may have a man, she could still let him hit it. If my tapes and my cds just don't sell, I bet my caddy will. But first, I'ma start it off like this. In 2001, the group released Oochie Wally which went on to become a club anthem over the next decade. Babydoll are you down? .css-nuxzf3-Bold{font-weight:bold;}“I want to melt into her body and discover the base of her warmth”. She promptly went to work in an oral sex session so long, and so intense, that the end result was an especially forceful ejaculation, which literally killed her. everybody just crowd around the mic, I'll tell you all these mutha-fuckin' jokes. The Jigga Man preferred to have sex with random fans in a secret safe house while writing his rhymes. Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale, skatin' on Dayton rims. Powered by Vocal © 2020 Creatd, Inc. All Rights Reserved. That has to be a record! She looked like the type of chick you only see in fantasies. I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices. with telepathy!”. When it's done right, of course. Man, check this out- it was this blind man, right? Is it emotionally wholesome and chemically clean? Spice Girls, "2 Become 1" Lyrics: Come a little bit closer, baby / Get it on, get it on / Cuz tonight, is … I came in her mouth. Do it, do it!" So roll, roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville. Hey, wait a minute man, check this out. It's freaking amazing! Lyrics to 'Crazy Rap' by Afroman. We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed. So roll, roll, roll my joint. So roll, roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville. You know how you might get some free brand name candy for mentioning it on television? The type of chick you would KILL for to get between the knees!”. You wanna feel on my steel salami? "Body is soft, makin me wanna SQUISH HER. Oh Fifty, you’re so slick! I’ll admit it, I was a fan of this song when it first came out. Open wide, no you don’t want to waste it. There are many ways to interpret this cryptic lyric. Tupac calls for the returned of a good old fashioned tease in the midst of the virtual stampede of groupies trying to get ahold of his wang. This song also illustrates the importance of communication in any sexual encounter. I ate that pussy like shrimp fried rice. Man, check this out- it was this blind man, right? Sufficed to say, her petroleum jelly needs are filled for the rest of her natural life! If you are a hip hop aficionado like myself, you love some good raunchy lyrics. A butt plug is a sex toy that is designed to be inserted into the rectum for sexual pleasure. This lyric is simultaneously a boast about Link’s sexual prowess and a recipe for a Chinese appetizer! ey check this out man. You like that shit, man? Fine young thing, said her name's Maria. Grindhouse is a return to the world of the real. Conventional methods of making love kind of bore me. Says Wait a minute man. Dirty Dirty Lyrics: I see the way, I see the way, the way you want her / You're not easily impressed / Baby, I got more under my dress / But you won't twitch / I see she's got, I see she's got Other considerations include “I’ll be in the sauna, chupin’ the nalga like the chupacabra!” and “What’s the deal mami? I met this lady from Japan, never made love with an African. 1: Dru Down. Genius. I fucked her once, I fucked her twice. Home New Top 100 Artists. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. Given her notoriety from Showgirls, it isn’t that surprising that Elizabeth Berkley’s first passion was ballet. This song was a must on any of my high school party playlists, and I give it as a gift to the younger generation. Using impeccable logic, he poses an important question. If he spends equal time rapping and having sex, and he is good at rapping, how good must he be at sex? But it’s a lot of fun. Dirty Rap Songs Lyrics by Afroman. The mutha-fucker whooped my ass all night. The genius of this lyric is that it implies that men with large penises prefer large rear ends, thus creating a psychological incentive favoring a preference for buttocks of thebadonkadonk type. I have endeavored to create the best rap lyrics about sex for your consideration. Diabolical! Breezy as fuck, I'm like representin the east side of the O. ‘Hold on girl, I’ll wax your ass in a minute! The hottest models have evolved into commercial brands and hot hosts of tattoo culture. A young boy, his eyes glued to Yo! Future historians will be able to listen to this song and know exactly who Biggie Smalls wanted to have sex with in 1993, truly an invaluable resource! I'm a fuck that bitch just one more time. Unfortunately she turned out to be a kleptomaniac, at which point Busta had to employ certain measures in order to show this crazy broad that he had indeed mastered his degrees and his PhD’s (by which I assume me means ‘Pimpin Hoes Degree’). I must say I wouldn’t get much work done in such an environment, but then again I am no Hova. Women were once second class citizens in the tattoo community. So roll, roll, roll my joint. There is nothing finer than nodding your head to the beat as visions strippers twerk in your mind, or on the screen. Keeping it classy, you know? “I want to melt into her body and discover the base of her warmth” I promise this will be the only sentimental entry. It just goes to show, you always need to be on the lookout for the ones with that ill vibe. Six years later, her sexualization was completed with the starring role in the cult classic Showgirls, by renowned director Paul Verhoven. It would be impossible to list all of my favorites here, as there have been so many great rappers adding their own special brand of filth to the genre over the years. Coming in at number twenty, Mind Sex by Dead Prez. Hey, check this out, tell it. Every time a groupie came on too strong, Pac referred her to one of the Outlawz and then went to the studio to record six albums. We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed. Remember the part of Jurassic Park where the Tyrannosaurus Rex wouldn’t eat the goat? I promise this will be the only sentimental entry. Met this lady in Oklahoma; put that pussy in a coma. Share This Story. Well it was just sundown in a small white town. I wanna knock your block off, get my rocks off, blow your socks off, make sure your G spot’s soft.”. He was nothing if not tenacious. I have endeavored to create the best rap lyrics about sex for your consideration. However, I would be afraid of having drunk sex one night and turning her into a toad or something. “I’m always sprung once I feel your tongue in the crack of my ass, just eatin me”. ey check this out man. “I got the magic stick. I hit the baddest chicks. Let's discuss some of my personal things that I want to have happen in my sex life and what I've already had a taste of in the past. So roll, roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville. Bust three times, throw her the peace sign, she sleep, then my dick sleek and I ain’t gotta call her for weeks.”. “Hold your horses, I’mma show you who the boss of intercourse is. Shorty don’t believe me, come home with me tonight.”. .css-d8ali9-Footer{padding:1em;}.css-1bjgiud-SiteLink-Footer{color:#1A1A1A;padding:1em;}ExploreContactPrivacy PolicyTerms of UseSupport. “Suck it off til I shake and cum nigga, make sure I keep bustin nuts nigga, all over your face and stuff slow head show me so much love. See, I met this woman from Hawaii. They turn a blind eye and live vicariously through a generation more tatted than any that came before them. Afroman Songs Dirty Rap Songs. Hey. Todays women where their tattoos proudly, baring public messages on private parts. It shouldn’t come as a surprise to see that most of these are rap songs. I got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine. He walked past this fish market, you know … So all I do is rap and sex, imagine how I stroke. There was the blind man right he was fellin his way down the street with this stick right he walked pass this fish market you know what i'm sayin he stopped he took a deep breath he said whoa! Coming in at number twenty, Mind Sex by Dead Prez. I jumped out the back window, but her daddy, he was waitin' with a 2 x 4. This song has a special sentimental value to me. Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale, skatin' on Dayton rims. Young Thug & M.I.A. I tell you what- my man on the guitar, fool on the drums Songs That Will Make You Cry Uncontrollably, HOT SONG: 21 Savage x Metro Boomin - "My Dawgâ" - LYRICS, NEW SONG: Rod Wave - POP SMOKE - "MOOD SWINGS" ft. Lil Tjay - LYRICS, POPULAR SONG: Travis Scott feat. It was a crisis. Afroman: Dirty Rap Songs Song Lyrics. Met a real black girl in South Carolina; fucked her 'til she turned into a white albino. Got my ass lookin' like a ZEBRA! My name DD, if you didn't know, you know what I'm sayin. Hey, man, I got a gang of that shit, man. With her blunt instructions to all the other “Thug Misses”, on how to pop their pussies, to her demands of how to eat her out properly, it’s a catchy song that’s hard to ignore. Tupac was getting too much ass in the early nineties, and he had to occasionally pump the breaks. The mix of raw lyrics and big booty girls only intensified the song. Nas is known to be more of a poetic lyricist, than a hardcore rapper. The Luniz is here to like represent 9-4 and 9 … Intro pt. I pulled on my clothes and I was on my way, until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet. Met this beautiful sexy ho; she just ran cross the border of Mexico. These theaters have taken shut-down burlesque halls and transformed them into grindhouse arenas that air exploitation films. Met this lady in Michigan; I can't wait 'til I fuck that bitch again. Stuck it in her ass, and she said, Aiiiiieeee! I's um, like chillin in the wind, you know what I'm sayin. Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong. On one fateful afternoon, she met a young Too Short, in the prime of his youth. We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed. He was feelin' his way down the street with this stick, right? “Okay, back, back to the fucking basics. Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need. This is a philosophical query worthy of Socrates himself! It is the definitive guide to fuckable R&B singers of the era. Sir, you are an innovator. This song captures that feeling of being fresh from theshower, feeling sexy and ready to lay one’s freak down. He stopped, he took a deep breath, he said. I met this The Good Times in Hollywood. More just than a game, a bumper like a sub-WOOFER!". Freelance eBook author and ghostwriter. Woooooo, good morning, ladies. Busta Rhymes is quite the story-teller. Anything you can imagine, it's more than likely something you can find in sex. It was this blind man, right? “My anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns, hun!”. Consultant. He didn’t want to be fed, he wanted to hunt! She said, I'll fry some chicken if you just fuck me. It is a question that many of his fans, as well as his lovely wife could not resist digging deep for the answer. Everything that comes out of Khia’s mouth is raunchy and just straight filth which makes her song, My Neck, My Back, perfect for the number 2 spot.